When I was young
I'd like to share with you a couple of things I did when I was a lot younger, in order that you will learn as I did from my mistakes.
1) I had a bag of ready salted crisps. I didn't like ready salted crisps. I did like salt and vinegar crisps. I shook some vinegar on my crisps. They were vile.
2) I only had just enough milk for my mug of tea. I didn't want to eat my muesli dry. I poured some of my tea over my muesli. It was vile.
These are possibly the silliest things I have ever done.
In other news, they offered me the job.
1) I had a bag of ready salted crisps. I didn't like ready salted crisps. I did like salt and vinegar crisps. I shook some vinegar on my crisps. They were vile.
2) I only had just enough milk for my mug of tea. I didn't want to eat my muesli dry. I poured some of my tea over my muesli. It was vile.
These are possibly the silliest things I have ever done.
In other news, they offered me the job.
posted by Fluffy at 4:44 pm
7 Comments:
Lucky you!! Congratulations!
Oh well done you! Woo! and, indeed Yay!
Hurrah
although smashed up crisps soaked in vinenenegar are beautiful.
Mort's Mom
Eating 3 cadbury's creme eggs isn't a great idea either. Still tasted as yummy as ever, no vileness involved, it's just a shame to waste any of that yummy goodness when you're challenged to say "She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore". Go on, I dare you to try it :)
Oh, and have a hearty "YAY!!!" for getting the job :)
Woo and yay for job offerage!
But I don't really believe they're the most stupid things you've ever done...I bet there's something you're not telling us!
Excellent news, well done fluffy! Er...I assume you're taking the job???
Well done.
Who offered you which job?
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